Are You Sitting Uncomfortably?

GINGER CHRIS

2008-08-02T11:38:22Z

THE VIDEOGAME

Bionic Commando: Back in Action btw.

HOLY SHIT YES UNFGGHGHHGGGGarble

2008-07-10T13:55:41Z

http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=53528

The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a Movie. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR

2008-05-19T02:10:10Z

Moving house

2007-10-17T21:24:09Z

Moving house at the moment. Going to be without internet for a month.

Orange are not so hot at this whole technology thing. house we're moving into hasn't gotten rid of their internet yet and it takes 15 days to deactivate. then it takes 15 days to activate our new account.

tl;dr - netless, not dead.

I want this not to suck

2007-09-01T22:16:12Z

I want this not to suck but I'm afraid it will. I loved the last game a whole bunch but there could be some rose spectacles going on here.

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/01/japanese-nights-trailer-sort-of-a-nightmare/

This does not fill me with confidence.

I could post about how awesome my day has been but instead I shall post this.

2007-07-27T00:50:42Z

It would seem as though Logans secondary mutation is to turn into Danny DeVito.

Dumb

2007-07-06T01:19:29Z

Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb

In stores now!

A retrospective

2007-06-21T21:34:18Z

A retrospective view on the University Of Teessides martial arts programs. It would seem that its difficult to find a decent one. Iaido sounds pretty good from what I've heard but there's a French guy that knows less than he's letting on.

My main beef is with JKD and Kung-Fu.

One of their star pupils, on my third to last day in town, wretched my ankle in a lock. Instead of doing it safely he twisted it so that it still hurts a little 2 weeks later.

Well played, Nick.

Not a link post

2007-06-08T01:43:21Z

I'm sat here at two thirty in the morning and I've not even bothered starting to pack yet. I have all these things around me and they all represent the memories that I've made for myself here. I hate this town and I hate the people in it. But at the same time I love it and think that it's my home and I love the people in it. They're all such utter cunts that I wouldn't change for the world.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm listening to the wrong kind of music (orchestra sad stuff from Kingdom Hearts... I know, videogame music :P ) but... I'm just really bummed out. I'm never going to live this well or this freely with my friends ever again. I'm going to be working in a job constantly from now until I'm in my late fifties and the prospect scares the hell out of me.

I can't help but think that there are people here that are doing masters so they can avoid it. They can avoid the concept of growing up, moving on and becoming an adult. I don't mean to sound mean but if there's one thing that people have learnt about me in the last four years is that I only say things to people that I think can take it. Ever notice that?

I never ragged on people that I didn't think could take it.

I've changed so much in the last four years and I just wanna say thank you to everyone out there.

you all know who you are. sorry... i'm kinda loosing containment over here. I'm gonna go do a rare thing for me. I'm probably going to sit in a dark room, crying about the fact I didn't take more pictures.

There's some advice for all you doing masters.

Take more pictures.

DEAR JOHN

2007-05-22T05:04:27Z

IT'S A NERF MAVERICK.

http://www.behindthetoys.com/archive/detail.asp?toyID=962

Dear Kimbert

2007-04-18T23:52:04Z

I know I do not often put things on here that you are likely to give a shit about but here is something just for you.

Yay katamari!"

edited for whiney babies

FREAK STRIKE

2007-03-25T13:26:43Z

Did you ever see that episode of South Park? The one where the talkshow freaks go on strike because Cartman is ruining their lives or something... either that or Butters is suffering or something... I seem to remember something about him being chin-ball boy or something equally retarded.

Basically there's this wonderful clip in it... wait... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgswK0mqYdQ . There! There you go. You can watch this and you'll be able to see basically what I'm on about here. It's pretty fantastic but in a... nightmarish way.

What's even -worse- is that it turns out this shit is based on something. I'm really, really amazed that there are people like this in the real world...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXPxxk3sKg

Dad, if you're reading I'm sorry about swearing...

In which Magbast was right...

2007-03-14T05:17:51Z

616... here he comes.

In which Magbast declairs something...

2007-03-06T05:20:28Z

Aliginge, you have the potential to become hugely egomanical. I am scared for you.

(USER WAS DECLARED HERETICUS FOR THIS POST)

2007-03-01T02:20:12Z

You can keep your Warhammer MMO.

http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6166560.html?tag=topslot;title;1&om_act=convert&om_clk=topslot

Linken Park Outta Nowhere

2007-01-27T04:52:56Z

So I thought to myself... what's the most annoying piece of music I know? After a few minutes I decided it was Crawling by Linkin Park. Then I figured 'how far can I take this idea? How far has Crawling gotten into our society?'

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EQL0i8j7rNg

Right so here we are at probably the bottom of the barrel. You sound hopeful about that. Surely it can't be that bad? I mean... Crossing Dragonball Z with Linken Park? Okay, so maybe it is that bad. It gets worse though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cqtnk1-CNqU

And the winner of most 'WHAT' in a single linken park related video goes to this one. I honestly have no idea quite what inspired this. What collection of misfiring neurons could have inspired such a confused montage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-1nW1QJOx8

Things get much worse much faster with this entrant. I'm not really sure what to say regarding it to be honest.

And for general shit-awesomeness...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Sub Sonic

2007-01-03T15:06:07Z

I really, really want to love the new sonic the hedgehog games. When I was a kid I used to love sonic. He was so fucking awesome. I had every issue of the comic, the movie on VHS, recorded videos of that other freedom fighters series that were on at 5 in the morning, pyjamas, master system games and all of it.

But...

It's just so hard, you know? I know there's probably some rose tinted shit going on here but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naVshTpD9l0

This just is too much.

DEAR SHISTA

2006-12-26T02:00:13Z

http://www.wizkidsgames.com/mwdarkage/mw_article.asp?cid=36984&frame=news

BEST DAD EVER

someday I will post more than a link....

2006-12-18T00:22:25Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpQ7mDqxdjU

so utterly worth it.

Serenity

2006-12-11T01:32:20Z

Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand,
I don't know but I'm still free, you can't take the skies from me.
Take me out, to the black and tell them I'm not coming back,
Burn the land and boil the seas, you can't take the skies from me.

I had an idea the other night that I think it'd be really sweet if it actually happened. What if, right, you sat down one day with a group of devoted nut jobs and said 'Lets get EVE online and Star Wars Galaxies, get rid of the shit from both... so keep 95% of EVE and 5% of SWG and then point Firefly at it'

Apparently someone else had this idea too.

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72263-0.html

There's very little chance that this won't suck though. I really, really hope it doesn't but... oh god... if only.

I'm in trouble for laughing at this

2006-11-28T02:06:39Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfOQ3O4kD3I

and now you are to.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

2006-11-05T13:10:49Z

I walk the line

2006-10-24T23:51:56Z

(Hopping on the bandwaggon)

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

Mystry

2006-09-01T10:31:20Z

Moomba.

2006-08-22T23:41:22Z

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